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War On Logos #12: Why, Romford, Why?

Some of you folks reading this may remember a crappy logo I ranted about that belongs to a team over here in the UK, the Romford Raiders. In that issue of War On Logos, and in the very last paragraph, I mentioned their junior team, the Romford Spitfires, and I also mentioned how their logo was better than what their parent team uses:

Romford Spitfires logo

See, this isn’t a bad logo at all, and I’d go as far as to say that it’s one of the best logos a British hockey team has ever used, unless of course it’s a generic piece of clipart, has been blatantly stolen borrowed from a professional team (which I can’t seem to identify) or copied off of an old propaganda poster from World War II (which I highly doubt). Maybe it’s a tad bit too detailed to be a sports team’s logo, but I like it anyway. But wait, I just said that the Spitfires’ logo was better than their parent club’s. What did I mean by that?

To keep a long story short, earlier this year and just after the hockey season ended, the Raiders organisation folded, taking their junior teams with them. After a very brief trip to the grave, they came straight back, somehow keeping everything intact from the previous year in time for the 2009/10 season. And rather than give the Raiders a fresh new start, like giving them a much needed identity overhaul with a decent new name and logo, like the one above, they even kept that the same as well, and instead took the opportunity to rebrand the wrong team, i.e. the Spitfires.

Readers, what you’re about to see is one of the worst name and logo combinations a hockey team has ever had. Because the logo below is so bright and garish, I would personally advise you to grab the nearest pair of sunglasses before you scroll the page down any further. Failing that, you could instead turn down the brightness of your monitor. I may also go as far as to advise you to stop reading this article here.

And since you insist on continuing to read it, here it is. But I will not be held responsible for any damage done to your eyes. I did warn you.

Romford Fury hideous thing that is supposed to be a logo

I would love to know what they were smoking when they approved of this horrible, horrible thing.

I’m under the assumption that someone within the Raiders organisation has read the article I previously wrote. Because I commented on the fact that the Spitfires had a better name and logo than their parent club, they seemingly out of complete spite went and rebranded the Spitfires with this horrendous logo and newly renamed them the Romford Fury.

The name doesn’t completely go against the Raiders’ apparent tradition of naming their junior teams after aircraft types, since the Fury were (or at least, I’m guessing they were) named after the Hawker Sea Fury, a fighter plane used by the Royal Navy in the Second World War… but who is going to know that? The Sea Fury is not as widely known as the Spitfire is. Everybody knows what Spitfires are, even this generation’s children. In fact, ‘Spitfire’ is used by members of the general public who visit war museums as a catch-all term for similar looking aircraft, including the Sea Fury, only until they are corrected by their grandparents or the museum staff.

And if I didn’t know any of the above, I’d be slating the new name as a ridiculous and extremely generic sounding name. But even when knowing where the name came from, it’s still very stupid and generic. It reminds me of the stereotypical “tough-guy” sounding names a hockey team might be given in a cartoon or comic, like “the Brawlers”, “the Bullies”, “the Demolishers” and “the Fury”… oh, wait.

Now to start tearing the logo to shreds, starting with the unnecessary wordmark. Notice that the “Y” at the end has a ‘tail’ for whatever reason, making it look like a weird “Y” and “L” hybrid (Furyl? Is that even a word?). The text is bending inwards, and I can kind of understand why they did this. It’s because it’s a function in Photoshop, and the designer was thinking “It’s there, and I’m feeling a pointless impulsive urge to use it, therefore I must use it.” Well, it was either that or they were going for a tacky, cheap and generic cartoony look; much like a lot of other UK based teams. Also, if you look carefully you will see a yellow outline around “Romford”, which does not even need to be there, and only makes the wordmark look even more garish.

Speaking of colours, they seem to have for whatever reason gone for a nasty bright blue and orange combination, something that belongs back in the 60’s and 70’s and not in this era, instead of their parent club’s blue and gold. Something else that belongs back in those decades is that completely random blue and orange rainbow shape behind the plane, which in turn is green, and doesn’t even match the team’s colour scheme.

Finally, the Spitfire Sea Fury plane. I myself don’t mind teams that go for a cartoony image, but this is just completely over the top ridiculous. I can’t help but feel that the plane is a generic piece of clipart (the crossed sticks on the front, with a thicker outline than the plane kind of give that away), even if they actually hired somebody to draw it. It’s hideous, and the colours, as I mentioned before, do not match with the rest of the team’s identity. Oh, and look at that, the plane is on fire. On fire. That’s not a very good sign at all.

Stupid identities like this are my single biggest gripe with many UK based teams. It’s great that we get our hockey fix, but not so much when teams bastardise and tacky up the game, seemingly for the sake of it. I have no idea what they think when coming up with this crap, but it certainly doesn’t get them any merchandise sales from fans like us at PowerPlayGoal.com who take the game seriously.

I’m Wildwing64, and I declare War On Logos.

War On Logos #11: Can’t Be-Leaf It

I might be taking a huge, huge risk here, but for this edition of War on Logos, I’ll be ripping on the logo of… shock horror! An Original Six team! (Oh wait, I already did once before without coming under fire for it, so I guess I’m good to go!)

Well, OK. I’m not going to be ripping on it par se, because I don’t personally see what exactly is wrong with this logo. It’s not me that hates it, but it’s the Toronto Maple Leafs’ very own fans that do not seem to like this logo much at all. Why? Well, keep reading to find out!

Design-wise, I can’t spot what’s wrong with it. There’s nothing particularly stupid about the way it looks, nor is there really anything for me to poke fun at (unless you count the technically grammatically incorrect “Leafs”, which I believe is referring to the single leaf on Canada’s flag). It’s modern-ish, the font works well, and overall the logo is very simple but effective, if in my humble opinion a bit boring. So really, the way the logo has been designed is not necessarily the reason why Leafs fans hate it.

Since I myself am not a Leafs fan, nor do I personally know any, I’m not entirely familiar with the team and how they are run, nor do I really care. But a little peek around the internet has made me discover that, no matter how much the fans love the team, how much money the team makes or how many consecutive sellout crowds this team gets, the Leafs’ fanbase has not been happy for the longest time. Strangely enough, or not, the years of disappointment began sometime after the last time Toronto won the Stanley Cup in 1967, not too long before this logo was introduced.

The team won the Cup with a similar, but different logo, and sometime before team owner Stafford Smythe passed away, the Leafs changed their logo to something almost identical to what they use now (the current design was introduced in 1982), and shortly after Smythe’s death, his shares were bought by a man named Harold Ballard, making him the new owner of the team, and thus marking the beginning of an era that Toronto fans look back on with great displeasure.

After many years of enduring Ballard’s mismanagement of the team, he too passed away in 1990, thus ending his ownership of the NHL franchise. But Leafs fans still haven’t been too happy, as since then they’ve only made the playoffs in ten out of eighteen seasons, have not made the playoffs at all since the Lockout ended, and at the time of writing they are off to the worst start in franchise history.

The fans, it seems, have had enough, and recently a campaign has launched in hopes of changing the Leafs’ logo, and meanwhile, another fan has even gone so far as to auction his own loyalty to the team on eBay.

As the above campaign suggests, many Leafs fans agree, and I will agree too on this matter, that Toronto should switch back to the logo below – currently in use as an alternate logo – as their primary instead. The fans of the team feel that it’s reminiscent of better times, while I myself feel that the logo is just better in general.

So there we have it: the current logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs is hated not for its design, but for the years of mediocrity that the Leafs have had since their last Stanley Cup win.

I’m Wildwing64, and I declare War On Logos.

War On Logos #10: Mighty Dull

Some of you may have been reading War On Logos and have noticed that I’ve ripped on terrible icons of hockey teams from all kinds of leagues except for my own favourite NHL team, the Anaheim Ducks, so I felt that it was only fair that I do the same to one of their logos at some point. Now this team was in the past notorious for their original choice of name and logo (both of which I liked, thank you very much), and even more notorious for one particular jersey, the “Wild Wing”, which has been listed numerous times all over the internet as one of, if not the most hideous things a professional sports team has ever worn… and as much as I wholeheartedly agree, I’m saving that for another time.

Remember back in 2006, when the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim announced that they were officially changing their name to the Anaheim Ducks, with a new logo and colour scheme to sever the team’s remaining ties with the Walt Disney Company? And then the speculation on what new and exciting logo and jersey they were going to unveil? And then how that turned out to be… well, this?

Ever since the Ducks unveiled their new logo, I’ve had mixed feelings about it, kinda like a love-hate relationship. Now you may be asking why I like it, and at the same time, why I dislike it. Well, maybe you should keep reading to find out.

Now I really liked the original duck mask logo, and I didn’t mind the name too much, but at the same time I’ve felt a slight lingering discomfort when wearing the old Mighty Ducks jerseys in public. My main reason for that is because over here in the UK, very few people know or care about the existence of an Anaheim Mighty Ducks NHL team, or for that matter the NHL itself (it is a Football/Soccer obsessed nation after all), so people will generally only ever recognise it as something from the sodding Disney film of the same name. Like the hundreds of West Ham and Arsenal and Whatever FC supporters walking around in their shirts, I as a Ducks fan like to show my support for my team by wearing their jersey. The problem is, with a logo that was seen in *groan*… that particular movie, and the fact that very few people know that the team actually exists, some are bound to give funny looks, and then some stupid chavs will point out the obvious by yelling “MARDY DOCKS, YEAH!”  (this sort of thing they’ll do regardless of what it is you’re wearing because chavs are f**king stupid like that, as my next point proves) or ask a completely ridiculous question like “Do you play for the Mighty Ducks?” To this day, I still cannot believe someone was stupid enough to ask me that with a straight face.

This is where my liking of the new look comes in: the Ducks, and in turn me as a fan, are being ridiculed much less as they now look less like a bunch of superheroes on ice (an image I enjoyed with a guilty pleasure and which I’d still take any day over the movies), which makes the logo a bit more comfortable to wear in public (though I’ve had at least one chav recognise it as belonging to the “Mighty” Ducks). I’ve grown used to the look as a whole, and the choice of colours was fairly interesting: a stroke of Orange for Orange County, CA, along with Gold  possibly being a reference to California being known as ‘the Golden State’ which was never confirmed by the organisation. The D being shaped like a webbed duck foot is also pretty clever, and then of course, the Ducks won their first Stanley Cup Championship with this logo in 2007.

But really, this logo isn’t all that great, and when it was first unveiled, the first reaction from everyone, not limited to but including Ducks fans, wasn’t much more than “meh”. I mean, really? A wordmark? Was that the best they could come up with? It really was a disappointing unveiling, and today I, and I’m sure many others, still think that it’s a weak identity for a team named the Ducks. What’s even worse is that, for those who are dyslexic and can’t read the script, it probably looks like a spork.

Compared to other teams’ identities, the whole thing feels a bit cheap (and the fact that the Ducks’ graphic design department sucks at graphic design – at the time of writing, anyway – doesn’t really help with their overall image), like they rushed to get something little more than adequate out there in time for the summer of 2006. Some would say it feels more “aggressive” than the previous look, but I fail to see that myself. It looks more as if the team wants to hide in a corner and not be noticed by anybody. The initial NHL switchover to the Edge uniform saw a teeny tiny wordmark on the front of the Ducks jerseys… this was fixed later on, but in general it feels as if the team doesn’t want to really make itself stand out among the other 29 NHL teams (2011 update: the newly released third jersey has solved this problem, and it looks as though the Ducks want to make this their home uniform soon enough).

If there’s one single thing about the identity as a whole that infuriates me, it’s how the Ducks’ choice of Metallic Gold as a colour, much like the Jade Green  that they wore in their Mighty Ducks days (or Teal if you must, even though it’s more green that it is teal), is constantly confused with other colours, because it appears in all kinds of different shades all over the internet. Most of the time it looks like a nasty poo brown, so people have confused it with bronze and copper, yet the NHL website has it as a more yellow colour that’s closer to the Bruins gold. Take a look at the image below to see how many different versions of this ONE colour exist:

(Note that if you have a nice bright monitor, Web Colour #3 above will appear closer to the ‘correct’ gold colour)

The fact that different image file formats somehow get the Ducks’ gold mixed up with so many other shades is quite ridiculous, but at least the NHL website seems to acknowledge the fact that it is Gold, albeit in a different shade.

But, if there’s one part of the Ducks’ current identity package that I do really like, it has to be the standalone ‘D’ duck foot logo. As much as it doesn’t actually feature a duck, I’ve grown to really like it for its ingenious simplicity. It can be compared to the Boston Bruins’ B-in-spoked circle, the Calgary Flames’ fiery C … heck, just about any sports team’s logo that incorporates a single letter in a unique and clever way, as a strong identity (sadly, there are some out there who think the D looks more like a UFO, or one of Batman’s weapons than a duck footprint, but there we go). I’d really like to see the D completely replace the boring wordmark on the jersey… but to be honest, I wouldn’t mind seeing the whole look replaced by something better in future like, y’know, a duck. That probably won’t happen for some time, but we can dream, right? (2011 update: the third jersey in general has made me feel a lot better about the team’s current brand, especially since the original Mighty Ducks logo has been brought back in some way. The Ducks seem to be slowly phasing out the wordmark in favour of the webfoot D, which can only be a good thing).

Apologies that this turned out to be a big, long, personal rant. Next issue will see a return to my normal writing style!

I’m Wildwing64, and I declare War On Logos.