
With it being the Great One’s 50th birthday; what could be more fitting than reviewing the first hockey game that he agreed to sell his name to.
presenting, Wayne Gretzky Hockey – 1989. Games consoles were just beginning to become more common in the home; the NES seemed to be the console to own and people were enjoying Super Mario Land on their over sized Gameboys.
This game however was for the new and slowly emerging PC market. Computer were still ugly; required some geeky knowledge on how to run a game and graphics were virtually unknown.
This game continues the trend of both making the most of a limited pallet and excessively using the colour blue – like so many DOS games did in this era.
After finally figuring out what to enter on DOS to run the game; you a presented with a cute, but well illustrated intro “video”, well with the bizarre exception of an audience looking quite embarrassed (perhaps over being featured in this game). This animation shows a hockey player (Most likely Gretzky, as he is wearing a Kings jersey) and this player then fires a puck at you. If this was in 3D; you would most likely duck – however in the days of low tech, it looks a little naff.
This is then followed by the usual intro screen; which is the last to the pretty menus as you are then taken to the rather authoritarian looking options menu where you can customize anything and everything in the game (except the actual controls).
First, you choose who controls the teams – notably yourself, an option to Play and Coach; a coach only option and an option called Wayne coaches. This sounds more fun than it is, mainly due to the lack of any information on each mode, it was virtually impossible to see what the differences are.
The next section is choose your skill level from High School through to pro. Not that I noticed a difference again. You can then choose your period length; from 5 -20 minutes and trust me, 5 minutes was enough to bore me so be warned. Game speed options and the control types are fairly self explanatory, I don;t think joystick would even be a reasonable option now as the ones that work with this game probably wouldn’t work with your computer now.
Fights can be turned on or off, not that its noticable as in 3 games I have no fights. Juts like watching UK hockey really. Choosing between practice game, playoff game and normal game seems to do nothing either – perhaps it makes it more difficult, but thats hard to tell (I will explain that more later).
Also avaliable is the option to load a saved game, and the option to edit the team and team colours.
The team colours option is very retro, with a panel featuring a whole choice of 8 colours are available, from Boston Yellow to a North Star green and even a San Jose Teal. There’s even that nasty gold colour Nashville tried using once if you want to relive those days. and I guess Ducks fans could be pleased with the purple colour – maybe? Those of you after an even more dull experience could always choose grey – because well, everyone likes grey…

(You can have any colour you want. So long as its one of these

(No clue what this does, but it doesn’t seem important)
This then leads you to another screen where you can choose a player image. I have NO clue what this does, as choosing even the goalie icon made no difference to the game, and no matter what colours you choose; they are all the same.
Edit the team allows for the change of team name (to anything I should add), and the name of the coach. You can edit the roster, print the lines (erm why?) and you can choose from 2 starting goalies (a tough decision). The rosters and lines management screen allows for you to shift players around from a limited selection; and there are some big named players for this era on offer.
After making your way through these ugly menus, you finally get the play the game. The colours are incredibly loud mind you; with an aqua coloured ice being visible, but it does show players skate marks which is kind of neat; if not a little annoying after the 1st period or so as they DO NOT disappear. (Guess Zamboni’s hadn’t been invented).
Game-play itself feels cumbersome with the standard enter to shoot, arrow keys to move and space to attempt a check being the controls here. These are not configurable. The player does not often move in the direction you want it to, with a weak over slide function being in-place to make it feel more realistic. Shooting angle in both impossible to see and impossible to predict; thus in all 3 games I never scored once; but nor did the opposing team, or the CPU when I left it on CPU vs CPU mode. The scoreboard will appear when you hold space; and shows the clock and team name. The CPU do not seem to do much besides move around getting in the way of the puck; which when hitting the side makes a PONG sound. A horrible rough sound plays when players collide or commit a penalty; and the end of each period shows a splash screen with a blue/white picture of a goalie and some basic options being available.
Only from this screen can you see the penalties in place, and it can only be reached when the game stops for end of play, offside or a penalty. You can be in for a long wait as penalties seem rare.
Arguably, the penalties are one of my favorite functions of this game. First, you get a little ref doing the action; and then the game shows the jumbotron showing the ref on the ice, followed by a description of who got the penalty.
Offsides are a lot less visual, but a small message appears on the screen telling you what is happening and why, and then of course this is followed by the menu screen and then faceoff on resume. When the game ends, which if scoreless after 3 goes into OT but no shootout – is followed by a view once again of the jumbotron, where a rather neat animation of the players leaving the ice can be seen. this then takes you back to the main menu.

(then the information on who it is too)

(kinda neat looking exiting ice animation)
Overall, the actual experience of playing is not that fun. Awkward controls and terrible on ice movement make this game agonizing to play at times and it stops being fun after about 5 minutes of play. I appreciate the customization available, which compared to other games at this time blows them out of the arena; however this cannot make up for the terrible shooting system.
Graphics wise, this game is real hit or miss. The intro is very bright, and engaging, as are the rather neat Ref animations, and the use of the jumbotron – however that is then mixed with nasty blue/White menus and some very ugly message windows.
Based on my experience with this today; whilst I respect the game is now 22 years old, and things have changed a lot, I feel that the games entusiastic visuals and detailed customisation options are more often at times are marred by a horrible menu system and abysmal controls; and that is something now cute animation of players leaving the ice can cover up.
Rating “3/10″ – Bad.




















