PowerPlayGoal.com Loves… Boston Bruins Hockey Commercials
Welcome to PowerPlayGoal.com loves, the section on PowerPlayGoal.com where we don’t blame all our problems with hockey on Gary Bettman, The Phoenix Coyotes, or to there not being a team in Kansas.
Today, we pay tribute to a bunch of adverts that the Boston Bruins created, playing on the term “hockey rules”. The advertising is simple; don’t mess with the rules, else the Boston Bruins mascot is going to make your life a little more akward. Despite the adverts not being real; it is a real shame, as the advert series speaks to all those people we like to complain about over in The Definitive Fan; well the ones that annoy us anyway.
First up, those people who insist on tucking in their hockey jerseys. Why?
Next, and my personal favourite; a lesson for those of you who spend all the time on their phone rather than watching the game:
And, to those of you who are thinking of leaving the game just because you want to beat the rush…
Don’t sleep with the enemy…
And finally I cannot help but feel that the idea of a bear using a urinal is a little odd:
So yes, as seen above; violate these rules and some guy in a giant bear costume is going to come and beat the shit out of you (or show you the way to the nearest furry gathering)
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