Archive for July, 2009

Comic – NHL 2K9 Wii

Posted by wildwing64 On July - 28 - 2009

It’s now Summer, which means that both EA and 2K will be teasing us with details of their new NHL videogames to be released later this fall. To celebrate the occasion, so to say, we will be making a few comics this Summer which will be about hockey games both old and new, starting with this one…

Some of you might remember our review for 2K9, and those of you who own it will know that it feels very half finished, and is also very buggy; this comic makes fun of just one of those bugs. Basically, when you’re in a fight, if you shake both the Wii Remote and Nunchuck too violently, your health bar will completely deplete, and the other player will not let go, and can still keep punching you. The Officials don’t come over to break the players up, so they’re stuck like that forever. The only way you can end it is to quit the game, which can be very annoying if you’re quite far in.

The Definitive Fan #4 – The Fights Fan

Posted by wildwing64 On July - 25 - 2009

definitive fan

Welcome to The Definitive Fan – The online guide from PowerPlayGoal.com to the types of fans who you’re likely to meet (or not meet) at a game.
Some of these fans clearly have a true passion for the game, others, well, they are just there for something to do.

Fan Type #4 – The Fights Fan

Apparently, this is the only reason for some to attend a Hockey game…

Bio:
So there’s no WWE, UFC or Boxing on at the moment? Doesn’t matter for this type of fan who, much like many British Football/Soccer Fans, may instead decide to attend a Hockey game purely because they know that there are fights, and lots of violence, and… well, that’s the only reason.

While fighting does play a key part in the game of Hockey, the Fights Fan will attend a game under the strange assumption that Hockey is only about thuggish players getting angry all the time and pummelling the crap out each other, with this supposedly happening every five seconds. What they seem to forget is that the main objective of Hockey is for one team to score more goals than the other, not who can beat up the most players.

Sometimes they will sit through an entire game, always confused and/or not caring about the rules, and they may notice that not one fight has broken out. As a result, they may buy a beer, get drunk and harass other fans in attendance, winding them up enough to start a fight in the stands, or they will find a way to harass the players on the ice and get a piece of the action themselves. Otherwise, they will get bored quickly and leave the game early, only to miss a fight that takes place later on.

It’s because of the Fights Fan that there are some who believe Hockey seems to have a mainly “Caveman” appeal, while there are others who have been led to believe that Hockey is a horrid, barbaric sport. We’ll cover the latter of these people another time.

Characteristics:
Notably male – aged 15 up to their mid twenties. They won’t be wearing any team specific clothing, and they may have a certain generic, thuggish look to them.

Favourite Team:
Who cares? They only go to games to see the players beat each other up. They couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the team’s history and traditions, and for all they know, the team names are just “The Brawlers” and “The Bullies”.

Other:
“I went to a fight and a Hockey game broke out”… classic. That joke NEVER gets old.

I’m Wildwing64, hoping you enjoyed this issue of The Definitive Fan.

The Aftermath – 2009 edition: Part 6

Posted by wildwing64 On July - 23 - 2009

The 2008-09 NHL season is now finished. The Detroit Red Wings stormed through the playoffs only to meet the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Stanley Cup Final again. This time however, Pittsburgh returned the favour by ending Detroit’s defence of the Championship in their own city.

This six part series will consist of brief, but informal summaries of every team’s performance this season. Part 6, the final part of the series, will finalise coverage of the Western Conference with the Pacific Division.

Anaheim Ducks

Final standings: 42W, 33L, 7OTL, 91 points, 2nd Pacific, 8th Western Conference, 17th NHL

This year’s Anaheim Ducks were, not to put too fine a point on it, a complete mess. They began with an extremely slow start, which for a time saw them right at the bottom of the league standings. One of the contributions to this mess was general manager Brian Burke, who after much speculation inevitably stepped down and left for Toronto to be replaced by Bob Murray. Other factors that didn’t help were injuries to key players such as Teemu Selanne, Francois Beauchemin (who was then unable to play for most of the season), and Samuel Pahlsson (who was eventually traded to Chicago). The Ducks’ schedule consistently had them playing more games than the rest of the NHL, which made it difficult to compare them to other teams, and as a result Anaheim spent much of the season at risk of losing their playoff spot to other teams that would soon catch up to them. After a lacklustre January and February (12-13-1), the Ducks made one big, final push through March and April (11-5-1), and miraculously earned the eighth seed, making the postseason for the fourth consecutive season. In the first round, the Ducks met state rivals San Jose in the first all-California series since 1969, and upset them in 6 games. The Ducks then came across familiar playoff foes Detroit, and despite taking the series all the way to game 7, lost in the last three minutes of play.

Dallas Stars

Final standings: 36W, 35L, 11OTL, 83 points, 3rd Pacific, 12th Western Conference, 23rd NHL

A stroke of bad luck definitely hit the Stars this season, despite making it all the way to the Conference Finals last year. Early on, Captain Brendan Morrow was out for the year due to a torn ACL, which would be just one of a few injuries to the Stars this season. For some reason, Sean Avery was also signed, and later suspended by the NHL for making bad comments about his ex-girlfriend prior to a game against Calgary (He was also effectively kicked out of the Stars organisation). The Stars had a rough start to the season, going 8-11-4 over the first two months, but around December things started to look more promising as Dallas played well for the next three months… that is, right until the end of February: due to player injuries, as well as goaltender Marty Turco hitting a bad spell, and the Stars only having other, inexperienced rookie goalies to rely on as backups, the Stars went into a slump at the worst possible time, playing disappointingly for the rest of the season, and then missing the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and only the third time since they moved from Minnesota in 1993. Following this, the Stars hired a new general manager, former player and captain Joe Nieuwendyk, who fired head coach Dave Tippett and hired Marc Crawford to take his place.

Los Angeles Kings

Final standings: 34W, 37L, 11OTL, 79 points, 5th Pacific, 14th Western Conference, 26th NHL

The L.A. Kings looked to make improvements this season, as after many back to back seasons of missing the playoffs, head coach Marc Crawford was fired, and Terry Murray was hired to take his place. They also named Dustin Brown as the new team captain; making him the youngest named captain in franchise history, as well as their first ever US born captain. The Kings initially looked to have a more promising season, and this year they had the youngest roster in the NHL in terms of average age per player, and things started to look promising for this team as they played fairly well over the first three months… however, something went wrong at the end of December, and soon the Kings would be back to their usual ways, making fairly insignificant improvements over their previous season’s record, earning 8 more points, and missing the playoffs once again for the sixth consecutive season.

Phoenix Coyotes

Final standings: 36W, 39L, 7OTL, 79 points, 4th Pacific, 13th Western Conference, 25th NHL

During the preseason, the Phoenix Coyotes made a brief return to their old home in Winnipeg for the first time since they moved down from there in 1996. Sadly, that’s probably the only significant non-financial related thing that happened to this team, as despite playing fairly well during November (6-7-2), December (8-4-3) and January (6-7-0), the Coyotes played mostly mediocre hockey throughout the year, finishing with a worse record than last season, and like the Kings, missed the playoffs for the sixth straight season, finishing with only a marginally better record than their division rival. The Coyotes have also been involved with a load of financial related things such as bankruptcy filing, ownership disputes and the like, which gave the writer of this article a headache, so it has been left out. At the time of writing, the team’s future in Arizona remains unclear…

San Jose Sharks

Final standings: 53W, 18L, 11OTL, 117 points, 1st Pacific, 1st Western Conference, 1st NHL

The San Jose Sharks made a small amount of offseason moves, naming Todd McLellan the new head coach, acquiring defensemen Dan Boyle and Brad Lukowich from Tampa Bay, and signing Rob Blake. These few changes somehow gave the Sharks a big boost as they took the NHL by storm, eventually winning their second straight (and fourth ever) division title, their first Detroit Presidents’ Trophy, and they also finished with their best overall record in franchise history, beating the record previously set only last year by 9 points. As well as points, they also earned the most wins and fewest regulation losses in team history. Despite the achievements made this year, the Sharks once again fell early in the playoffs, as they were upset by state and division rivals the Anaheim Ducks, in the first all-California series since 1969, in six games, leaving a very bitter taste in the mouths of Sharks fans.

That’s it for the Aftermath 2009 Edition… and I managed to get it done three days earlier than last year. Go me.






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